This is your 5 points daily news briefings for Friday 3/15/2021.
Welcome back. We hope you all had a good weekend. Over the weekend a San Andreas Fire Department firefighter was killed in a vehicle accident. Plans for his funeral are still underway.
San Andreas is seeing an increase in immigration. The increase is to be because of the Governor's news bill to lower gas prices for residents 23 and older and that have been to at least one other country. TSA says that airports are hitting max capacity.
New shocking images from overhead Liberty City reveling that they are trying to develop "attack spiders". Our Weazel News analysts have yet to reveal the photo but we are taking their word for it.
Award-winning musician dies at 76. Some are questioning, "Did he ever make a sound" as when the only know record of his music was played no sounds were heard.
Human labs have reported a lost monkey. They are asking citizens to keep their eyes open for a monkey. The monkey's name is "Monkey Man" and he has been trained to drive and shot a gun. Please be careful.
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